“blow minds not dicks”
imma blow his mind with how good i blow his dick
whose line will forever be one of my favorites
It may seem like I’m a sarcastic asshole 24/7, but I’m actually only a sarcastic asshole 18/7 because at night I actually have feelings.
i hate when guys say shit like “why would you cut your hair? guys don’t like girls with short hair” that’s like watching someone else make a sandwich for their self and saying “why are you putting tomatoes in it? i don’t like tomatoes”
This is fucking amazing.
My mind screams Victorias Secret model, my heart screams eat as many chicken nuggets as you can in 30 minutes